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First day of class

2003-01-23 / 8:22 a.m.

It's the first day of class! I'm nervous, I'm actually awake...and I've had time to shower...and I STILL have time left over...so I thought I'd write a short entry this morning. It'll be a good way to get a little less wound up before starting class.

The porn in my e-mail box is at an all time low. Sometimes I get celebrity themed porn titles: "Mandy Moore Nekkid"...and sometimes I get horrible beastiality themed titles: "hot cow sex". But this morning, I got what I believe is my first celebrity-has-sex-with-animal themed porn. :( Gross! I seem to really get the raunchiest stuff that exist. Sooo, if any of you kids want to see Britney Spears go at it with a pig (which, yes, seemed to be what the subject in this e-mail was playing at), I can hook you up.

Argh. This is fun, but I believe I must go. I just remembered that I have to meet someone before my first class to sell a textbook. Heh. Have a good day all the same.




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